*Not associated with or managed by Master Miyung?s Taekwondo*

*No longer under the close eye of Grandmaster Miyung(7 th Dan Black Belt)*

In 2004, Master Miyung's Taekwondo officially abandoned its Unionville Academy and opened a new academy in Richmond Hill. Master John, Grandmaster Miyung's ex sucker-in-law, acquired the abandoned school and began to operate independently. Although GM Miyung was generous enough to let his ex sucker-in-law continue to operate under the same school name, Master Miyung's Taekwondo ? Unionville Academy, Master John has experienced difficulties in recruiting new members and renewing existing memberships due to his unique version of Taekwondo, Sucks-Kwondo?.

Because of serious cash flow problems, Master John may have to close down his Sucks-Kwondo? Academy. Train smart! Pay monthly to Master John in case he closes down his Sucks-Kwondo? Academy.

If you are serious about Taekwondo, go to Grandmaster Miyung (7th Dan Black Belt). His Richmond Hill Academy is located just 6 minutes away from Master John's Sucks-Kwondo? Academy.

Master Miyung?s Taekwondo ? Richmond Hill Academy 9078 Leslie Street , Richmond Hill (Leslie & Hwy 7 / North of Hwy 7) Total Est. Time: 6 minutes Total Est. Distance: 2.75 miles To find the Taekwondo academy nearest you, please visit: http://www.mastermiyung.com/

About Master John (also known as 'Sucks-Kwondo? John') In 1997, Master John worked as a $10/session bedside boy and spent most of his time on pleasing his stepfather for pocket money. GM Miyung was so kind and nice to Master John. He hired Master John to sell membership at his newly opened Taekwondo school in Unionville and promoted the then colored belt to 3rd Dan Black Belt.

In 2002, as his older sister (GM Miyung's then-wife) was extremely supportive of him, Master John successfully pressured GM Miyung into promoting him to 4th Dan Black Belt.

In 2003, with the help of his older sister (GM Miyung's then-wife) , Master John received an additional title that was created by GM Miyung and later approved by OTA Corruption Chounq . The additional title for Master John was 1-Time Ontario Team Assistant Trainer. In the same year, through bribing OTA Corruption Chounq, Master John became Tournament Committee Member.

Master John, the sucker-in-law, was GM Miyung's highest-paid employee. He also received the employee benefits that others did not have. His benefits included auto, entertainment, cash rewards, interest free loans and paid vacations.

'Sucks-Kwondo? John' has trained for over 35 years. He first started to kick when he was in his mother's womb.

Tournament Results

• 1976 Korean National Championships 'Toddler Division' - 1 st Place

• 1977 Korean National Championships 'Toddler Division' - 1 st Place

• 1980 Toronto ESL Taekwondo Tournament - Lost by KO in first fight because of English language problem

• 1981 ESL in Scarborough Taekwondo Tournament - Lost in semi-final because of an error by the translator

• 1982 ESL in Toronto Korean Club Taekwondo Tournament - 1 st Place

• 1983 Ontario 'Pre-School Division' Championships - 1 st Place

• 1983 Canadian 'Pre-School Division' Championships - 1 st Place

• 1984 Niagara Falls 'Problem Child' Championships
  (Non-sanctioned tournament. Organizer refused to re-elect Corruption Chounq)

• 1984 Canadian 'Pre-School Division ll' Championships - 1 st Place

• 1985 Ontario 'Playgroup Division' Championships - 1 st Place

• 1985 Canadian 'Playgroup Division' Championships - 1 st Place

• 1986 Ontario 'Post- Playgroup Division' Championships - 1 st Place
  (Non-sanctioned tournament. Organizer refused to pay kickbacks to Corruption Chounq)

• 1986 Canadian 'Post- Playgroup Division' Championships - 1 st Place

• 1987 Ontario 'Unclassified Division' Championships - 1 st Place
  (Non-sanctioned tournament. Organizer did not kiss Corruption Chounq's ass in the same way others did)

• 1987 Canadian 'Unclassified Division' Championships - 1 st Place

• 1988 Seoul Special Olympic Games - Defeated teammate Albert Smythl

• 1988 Seoul Special Olympic Games - Kicked out of the game because of Jerking off in front of the crowd

• 1989 Corruption Classic Tournament - 4 th Place (All judges in favour of Corruption Chounq's students)

• 1990 Corruption Chounq Challenge ?Disqualified by 'Corruption Chounq' for unknown reason

As his competitive Taekwondo career was winding down,'Sucks-Kwondo? John' began to compete in BS-Style Wrestling.

Tournament Results

• 1989 Asian Male Mud Wrestling Championships - 1 st Place

• 1990 Toronto Gay Oil Wrestling Championships - 1 st Place

• 1991 Ontario Gay Soap Wrestling Championships - 1st Place

• 1992 Korean Town Nude Wrestling Tournament - Disqualified because of a long lasting erection

• 1993 Asian Amateur Gay Escort Invitational - 1 st Place

• 1994 Wook Huhl Korean Massage Parlor Invitational - Disqualified because of indecent touching of a referee

• 1995 Toronto Male Erotic Massage Therapist Union Cup - 1 st Place

• 1996 Scarborough Stepfather's Day Cup - Disqualified because of an error by Master John's stepfather

• 1997 Greek Town on the Danforth Invitational - 1 st Place

• 1998 Horny Greek Housewife Souvlaki Place Open - 1 st Place

• 1999 Authentic Greek Escort Friendship Invitational - 1 st Place

• 2000 Athens-Girls Body Massage: Family Invitational - 1 st Place

• 2001 Greek Escort Girl Union: Family Day Cup - 1 st Place

• 2002 Korean Male Massage Therapist Cup - 1st Place

• 2003 Viaqra-Cialiss Male Impotence Clinic Cup - 1 st Place

• 2004 8261-Woodbine Avenue Wrestling Tournament ? 1 st Place

• 1988-1992 BACHELOR OF SCIENCE (B. Sc.): Basic Massage Therapy , University of Danforth Avenue, Toronto, Ontario

• 1993-1996 MASTER OF SCIENCE (M. Sc.): Sensual Massage Therapy, Korean Town University, Toronto, Ontario

• 1998-2001 DOCTOR OF PHILOSOPHY (PhD): Strategic Membership Sales & Theory of Cheating , 8261-Woodbine University, Unionville, Ontario

• 2002 Danforth Erotic Massage Professional Membership ( Level 10) : Tantric Massage, Full Body Massage, Stroking Techniques (Hand & Foot), Foreplay Techniques (Fingers & Tongue), Male Arousal Supplement and male multiple orgasm

• 2003 Wook Huhl Korean Massage Parlor Certified AAA-Instructor : Sensual Touch, Oral Massage, Male Genital Massage and Bodywork